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「喂？」
「你好先生，我叫 xx 是 Sunday打來，先生你是否 9xxx-xxxx的機主？」
「係。點？」
「無，我想同你介紹一個最新的優惠計劃，月費加 $30就可以發一百個短訊……（下刪字若干），你有沒有興趣join？」
「哦。 對不起，沒。」
「為什麼呀﹖ 才三毛錢一個，比你現在的便宜很多呢！」
「對不起，真的不需要。」
「真的是個好優惠，能給你省錢呢！ 為什麼不要﹖」
「 為什麼﹖ 因為我有錢。」
「 …… 」三秒後電話掛斷。(到現在依然為一句 "我有錢" 而感到興奮)
"Hello."
"Good day sir, I am calling from Sunday Mobile Services, are you the owner of the mobile number 9XXXXXXX?"
"Yes, why?"
"We are having a new promotional plan now, by adding $30 to the monthly subscription fees you will get a hundred SMSes free... (bla bla bla...) Are you interested to join?"
"Oh, sorry I don't think I am interested."
"Why? It is only 30cents per SMS, much cheaper than what you are paying for now!"
"I really don't think I need it."
"It's a really good deal and can save you loads of money, why not?"
"Why? BECAUSE I AM RICH."
"......." The promoter hang up after 3 seconds. (And I am still feeling proud for the line "because I am rich".
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「喂？」
「你好先生，我叫 xx 是 Smartone打來，先生你是否9xxx-xxxx的機主？」
「唔係」
「 …… 」 呆左3 秒
「咁請問你係咪長期使用9xxx-xxxx 呢？」
「唔係」(講大話)
「 …… 」又呆3 秒
「咁好丫唔該晒」
"Hello?"
"Good day sir, I am calling from Smartone Mobile Services, are you the owner of the number 9XXXXXXX?"
"Nope."
"......" Silence for 3 seconds.
"Then are you the person who is using this 9XXXXXXX for the long term?"
"Nope." Obviously lying.
"......" Silcence for another 3 seconds.
"Ok thanks!"
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Buffet Club 打來.賣咩10幾間酒店食餐membership...
「你好先生，我地有Buffet Club個promotion..以后你去酒店食飯... 係member..全部半價...」
「我唔出街食飯的」
「唔係喎，如果你同朋友去食反..用一次依個 service..已經底返..」
「我沒有朋友的」
「 …… 」Dead air 左一 陣...
「哦咁好呀唔該你...」
A buffet club called to sell the membership card for a handful of dining restaurants.
"Good day sir, we have a buffet club promotion, with this membership when you go to the selected restaurants for meals you only need to pay half the price."
"I don't eat out."
"Hmm, this is really a good deal even when you only dine out once with your friends you would have got back the worth."
"I don't have friends."
"......" the air went dead for a while...
"Ok, thanks!"
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「喂。」
「先生你好，我叫 xxx 係abc（某推銷公司）打來，先生請問你係咪9xxx-xxxx 既機主？」
「係。」
「我想同你介紹一個最新的優惠計劃，唔駛錢就可以享用某某優惠三個月……（下刪數百字），你有冇興趣參加？」
「哦？ 對唔住，冇。」
「唔係喎！唔駛錢喎！點解 唔要？」
「對唔住，我真係冇需要。」
「真係唔駛錢喎，不如你試o下先o丫！」
「 唔駛錢我就要用，你當我乞衣o丫？！」
「 …… 」電話即時掛斷
"Hello." "Good day Sir, my name is XXX and I am calling from ABC company , are you the owner of the mobile number 9XXXXXXX?"
"Yes."
"Our company have this lastest plan and there is no need for you to pay a single cent to enjoy this service for 3 months.... (Bla bla bla...) Are you interested to join?"
"Oh? Sorry I don't think so."
"Why? It's totally free of charge you know???"
"Sorry I really don't think I need it!"
"It is really FREE, why not you try it first?"
"If I have to use it becase it is free, what do you think I am? Are you taking me as a beggar?!"
"......" The promoter hang up immediately.
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「你好，我叫 xxx 係 XYZ（某推銷公司）打來，先生請問你係咪9xxx-xxxx既機主？」
「sorry, 我向大陸。」
「哦, 唔好意思, 咁我遲 D 再打過黎丫, 先生你通常幾時向香港」
「sorry, 我呢世都向大陸。」
「...」電話掛斷.
"Hi, I am XXX calling from XYZ company, are you the owner of 9XXXXXXX?"
"Sorry I am in China now."
"Oh sorry, may be I will call you back later? When will you be back in Hong Kong?"
"Sorry, I will be in China for the rest of my life."
"..." The phone went dead.
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「喂？」
「你好先生，我叫 xx 是 Sunday打來，先生你是否 9xxx-xxxx的機主？」
「係。點？」
「無，我想同你介紹一個最新的優惠計劃，月費加 $30就可以發一百個短訊……（下刪字若干），你有沒有興趣join？」
「哦。對不起，我而加唔得閒，不如你俾你手提電話號碼我，我遲D打翻俾你啦。」
「喔，對不起，我地唔可以咁做—」
「你都唔like D人亂打電話俾你吧？」
「喔—係喔—」
「咁你明我意思啦—」(收線)
"Hello."
"Good day sir, I am XX calling from Sunday Mobile Services, are you the owner of 9XXXXXXX?"
"Yes, why?"
"Oh, we are having a new promotional plan now, by adding $30 to the monthly subscription fees you will get a hundred SMSes free... (bla bla bla...) Are you interested to join?"
"Oh sorry I am not free now, why not you give me your mobile number and I will call you back later?"
"Oh sorry, we are not allowed to do that..."
"You also don't like people to do this to you right?"
"Oh, ya lor..."
"Then you get what I mean?" (Hang up).
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「喂?」
「你好，我地係xx公司打o黎o架 (某電話公司)，我叫xx請問你係咪9xxxxxxxo既機主呢?」
「喂?...喂?」
「...請問你係咪9xxxxxxxo既機主呢?」
「喂?? 喂喂喂??? 喂???聽唔到o既?」===> 然後收線
"Hello." "Good day sir, I am XX calling from XX Mobile Services, are you the owner of 9XXXXXXX?" "Hello?.... Hello?"
"... are you the owner of 9XXXXXXX?"
"Hello?.... Hello????? Hello???? How come there is no sound?" ====>Then hang up.
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早兩年前我係公司收到個醫療卡果d一電話:
佢 = promoter
我= 我
佢: 先生~ 有冇諗過可以經常半價睇醫生呢?
我: Um... 我冇需要啦
佢: 下? 點解呢~ 唔通先生你唔會病既咩?
我: Um...我 本人係醫生尼既 (當然唔係）
佢: 哦! 咁橋既? 咁我地牙科都有半價優惠個喎~
我: Um...都係唔駛架啦佢: 下? 就算你做埋牙醫你都唔能夠自己剝牙個喎...
呢個時候 我 蛭一蛭
我: 其實我太太係牙醫尼架...所以你都係收線把啦...
佢: 嘩~好特別喎醫生娶牙醫..咁.. 其實你介唔意話我聽你做開邊一科架?因為我地都有專科門診優惠架...
我諗左一兩下...
我: 莫斯科
佢就收左線了~
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Why did I suddenly remember these jokes because my brother told me that he just did something similar the other day when someone is trying to promote to him some credit cards. He told the person "I don't think I need because I have a lot of credit cards."
I was like telling him, if he wants to make the person to go away immediately, he should add on, "I don't think I need because I have already got a lot of cards, Christmas Cards, Chinese New Year Cards, Easter Cards, do you want one?"
I think the person will walk off immediately.
Lol.
Just being lame for a while.
=P
